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Meat hooker

When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.
Hey would you like to order hookers this weekend? Only if we play meat hooker!
by Helloitsmichael December 2, 2020
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two cent hooker

1. someone who is dressed in a way that makes others perceive them as a prostitute/slut/whore.
2. from Jersey Shore
3. pronounced with Jersey accent. sounds like "two cent hooka!"
Kristen: Dayumm! I saw that girl's vagina when she was walking in front of me up the stairs! Her dress was so short!
Sarah: OMG yeah I saw her! She was lookin like a two cent hooker fo sho!
by guess i got mah swagga back November 17, 2011
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Hooker Lips

Metalcore band based in VA Beach, VA. Toured extensively in 2008, primarily in Milwaukee where they have a cult following.
Steve-"You going catch Hooker Lips tonight?"
Dustin-"No, I'm too much of a bagel."
by LickMyBrownEye November 30, 2011
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TJ Hooker

Noun - A special type of 'toe job.' Although the definition would imply that this is an act that can only be performed with a paid prostitute, it actually can apply to any female willing to participate in the act (bar slut, sorority girl, high school cheerleader, etc.). This is when the female lays on her back and sucks the left big toe of the male participant while he lays on his side and uses his right foot to fuck the female in the vagina with his big toe. It should be used as foreplay before sex or in place of actual sex with a girl that potentially has a variety of sexually trasmitted diseases one would not want to expose his penis to. This should be discussed with friends the next day and the male that is able to perform this act on a female should receive a 'high five' from all male friends present during the disclosure of the act.
Paul - "Holy Shit I totally gave that slut Allison a TJ Hooker last night."
Chris - "You are the man" (High Five)
by Gregory W. December 12, 2008
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Hooker Bar

Similar to a hookah bar, but with less bongs and more hoes.
"Last night at they hookah bar, I got so high!"

"Oh yeah? You should come to the hooker bar with me tomorrow. You can get hoes and get high!"
by Ghetto Oregonian February 28, 2017
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Pirate Hooker Nation

A union of RAD bitches! Down for the good; but they're all a little bad!!!
'Do you think Jen stole that money from me?'

"What?,! Hell NO!! She's a Pirate Hooker, they don't steal from their own..
Pirate Hooker Nation are a prideful sisterhood!"
by (= Pirate Hooker October 21, 2010
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lousy hooker

Women who talk, drink, and act like sailors...prowl around like men,say what they feel and NEVER back down to anyone!
"Alisha was in the bar last night acting like a lousy hooker."

"did u see that lousy hooker over there with that group of gUYS!? they all bought her drinks!"

What a lousy hooker, the bitch just took my shot!
by DICKLicious January 15, 2011
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