Hoffnuts

(adj.) Batshit insane and likely drunk.

Bill: "You ever watch two girls one cup?"

Bob: "Yeah that was gross... those bitches are hoffnuts."

by captainmerv85 August 18, 2009

Hoofing

verb: The act of sexual relations so vile is cannot be described by any specific noun, or group of nouns. It is generally used in conjunction with rape, though is not limited to recreation. Usually a horse is involved but could also refer to animals of any species or a less than desireable woman or man.

Example 1: I was in at the Police station last night, and while I was sleeping in my cell and a large burly man proceeded to hoof me.

Example 2: My child is a product of hoofing,

by Lutheran Hoofer February 6, 2012

Huffing American glue

If you believe Bolton over Trump, or you think a Democrat is more honest and caring than a Republican, you've been huffing American glue too long.

As long as you're gonna keep huffing American glue, you might as well start huffing real glue, its gonna do the same thing to you.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020

pussy huffing

1. To sniff a cat and derive addictive pleasure from such activity.

2. To sniff a cooch and take pleasure from such activity.

Sarah likes pussy huffing, she cannot stop burying her face into Mr. snuggles, her cat.

Jack is addicted to pussy huffing, his girlfriend complains when he has chin stubble.

by theKitten June 21, 2014

Huffing

Something dumbasses do to get high and surefire way to kill all your brain cells. Involves inhaling the fumes of a often neurotoxic or carcinogenic volatile substance and the supposed "high" is literally generated by the solvent dissolving the myelin sheath around your brain cells and killing them or straight out hypoxia. A great way to become dead, a vegetable or too retarded to humanly function.

Bob after wasting his life huffing literally anything he could get his hands on.

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by Underplaces December 17, 2019

huffin

A huffin is a small, nocturnal mammal that has sexual intercourse with anything it sees when the sudden urge strikes. Huffins have been spotted humping trees, squirls, frogs, people, bee hives, and anything else that looked like an open hole.

Man, that HUFFIN fucked the shit out of that thing. I mean, its a sex machine.

by Professor Robert Dicklycker April 18, 2004

haffin

divide something 2 people can share in half

would you like to haffin my soda?

by Deloris A June 9, 2008