Johnny just hinged so bad, his sister had to stay home from prom.
I would be careful going in there if I were you. I just left a pretty awful hinger in there.
I would be careful going in there if I were you. I just left a pretty awful hinger in there.
by Mr. Word Man December 11, 2021
When your having sex with a women on the open side of a door, and when she begins to moan, you spray the inside of her mouth with WD-40 to make her stop. Or slam the door into the back of her head when she is giving head.
Woman 1: Man, the inside of my mouth feels really scratchy this morning.
Woman 2: How come?
Woman 1: My fucking boyfriend wouldn't stop spraying the inside of my mouth with WD-40, calling it the "Squeaky Door-Hinge".
Woman 2: How come?
Woman 1: My fucking boyfriend wouldn't stop spraying the inside of my mouth with WD-40, calling it the "Squeaky Door-Hinge".
by Beeksteer25 February 27, 2025
Being left in a state of unknown. Expected to pivot and go in any direction at any time. Last minute scheduling and schedule changes resulting in conflict in every day life.
I might be traveling to the other side of the world this week but my company expects me to live life on a hinge because that won't be confirmed until I either receive my airline ticket the day before or wake up at home the day after the project starts.
by AriaHero November 06, 2019
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by TreaclyOwlet December 19, 2011
Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
The disturbed feeling one experiences when viewing questionable, weird, or unattractive content on a potential suitor’s dating profile.
He’s cool in person but his profile for sure gives girls hinge cringe. He def needs to hire a curator.
by $w@gMoneyRecords May 03, 2024