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hinge ender

A bad slag who would suck you’d sick to the hinge end.
Lad she’s naughty her yano, a proper hinge ender!
by Paddy the Baddy January 18, 2019
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Hinge

A slut. A women who open and shuts her legs like a door on its hinges.

Originally used at millfield school to describe those of an isosceles build
Edward- “yo this girl mugged me off after we did shit”

Noah- “say nuttin is just another hinge”
by Sadward September 27, 2020
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Hinge-Licker

Somebody only worthy enough to lick the hinge.

Also a general term for an unworthy or unlikeable person.
That bloke just spilled my pint! What an absolute Hinge-Licker!
by Odolf Bishler May 2, 2016
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Beside the hinges

"Beside the Hinges" refers to the idea that your are beside yourself on something. You might be distraught over a decision or idea.
She was beside the hinges when she found out her friends lied to her.
by kateeeeeeeiec September 8, 2025
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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mythical hinge pull

when u on hinge and you pull a mythical tier baddie
bro thats a mythical hinge pull
by Sanquo May 20, 2024
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Door Hinge

Door Hinge; A synonym to describe someone’s preference/dating life of flat women or women with no ass or tits (Doors). The meaning of door hinge is saying that you are attached/ attracted to doors
Yo you’re dating her? Dude this is like your 5th flat girl, you’re such a door hinge
by DankyFox August 31, 2021
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