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Helen Keller Theory

The theory that if you build a Time Machine with a couple of friends and go back to the year 1950 and make a sex tape with Helen Keller, you could sell it in the present day for loads of money.
Guy: Hey lets go back in time and bang Helen Keller to make a few bucks.

Other Guy: Ya sure we need to build a Time Machine first and Dial in the correct year to get it right or else we can be cast in a vision less interpretation of the Time-Space continuum.

Guy: Yes you are right we have to be tip top at our math skills to do the Helen Keller Theory.
by Somethingemo July 15, 2011
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helen clark

The current Prime Minister of New Zealand she claims to be a female but we all know she has balls
by Matt-- May 23, 2005
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Helena

Helena is the first track off of my chemical romance’s second album, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, released in 2004. it is dedicated to the late grandmother of bassist Mikey way and singer Gerard way, who passed away during the recording of this album. this is one of the band’s most popular tracks.
what’s the worst that i could say
things are better if i stay
so long and goodnight
so long and goodnight

the chorus from Helena
by xx.k_bee_.05 December 30, 2020
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Helen Keller’s Rinnegan

contrary to popular belief, Helen Keller actually had rinnegans in the early stages of her life. Helen Keller was a very skilled shinobi of the village hidden in the mist and single-handedly ended the 12th great shinobi war. sadly, about a month after the 12th great shinobi war ended, both of her rinnegans were stolen by imdontai.
Boy: Hellen Keller would have gone down as one of the greatest shinobi to ever exist if Imdontai wouldn’t have stolen her rinnegans.
Girl: Yeah, Helen Keller’s Rinnegans would have made her overpowered.
by lilspacedonkey February 22, 2021
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Helenka

Often a nickname for Someone with the name Helena, Helenka's are the most beautiful people you will ever meet. Most Helenka's will be heartwarmingly nice and are also one of the best people you could have in your life. Boy/girlfriends of Helenka's are some of the luckiest people on planet earth. Helenka's are the type of people who would accept you no matter your sexuality, race or Gender Identity. If you have a Helenka as your partner or even friend you are lucky for having someone so nice and beautiful.
Guy 1: Gee, that girl over there. Her name is Helenka, right?
Guy 2: Yeah isn't she the most wonderful person you have ever seen?
Guy:1 Yeah man she is definitely something.
by AlexaExE August 2, 2021
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Queen Helen's Cholesterol

Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.
Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.
by Taystee Taystee October 5, 2007
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Fight me Helen

a term used out of anger. Used best when some bitch all up in your business and you don't care to know their name
by mabsisfabs September 6, 2016
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