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Herbert Garrison

Herbert Garrison (previously Janet Garrison; after a sex-change operation that was later reversed), is a 4th grade teacher at South Park Elementary. He is also the head of babygirlism.
"Hey, did you hear about that new teacher at the elementary school?"
"Yeah. Heard his name was Herbert Garrison."
by MrGarris0n October 24, 2023
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It's Herbert!

Something you say when a dead relative comes back to life.
It's Herbert!
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Herberted

her·bert·ed

adjective
(of a person or their actions) characterized as someone having abnormal and unacceptable sexual practices or tendencies towards young boys, such as Herbert The Pervert from Family Guy.
Man: Come to my van so I can share my candy with you, little boy.
Little Boy: Get away from me, you herberted freak!
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