National Avoid Herbert Day

April 26 just whatever you do avoid Herbert

Thank god todays national avoid Herbert day, we no longer have to listen to his bullshit

by This Name Is Not Available April 26, 2022

It's Herbert!

Something you say when a dead relative comes back to life.

It's Herbert!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 14, 2025

Herberg Middle School

a school of filthy annoying ass kids that smell at 7 am in the morning each day. the school currently has a methane gas problem that kids are breathing in. Full of nicotine addicts. Mrs. Castonguay the 8th grade math teacher is a whole witch. The seventh graders also think they run the school.

You go to Herberg Middle School?

Yeah, yesterday I walked in on seventh graders feining over a juul.

by Unknown thotty bitch December 9, 2019

herberina

This bitch ahh mannequin who poses for depop like shes famous or smthn 😂😂 Limbs are taken off every weekend and head is sometimes unattached

“Yooo i saw herberina modeling some skirt no one wanted to buy on Depop yuhh she an opp”
“Yeah she literally closes the oven door ion know !”

by Opperina November 2, 2020

Heriberto

The most amazing caring boyfriend who will always be there for you. He is a sweet little dumpling but can also be an ass. He does some stupid stuff but tries his best. He isn't all that good at admitting how he feels so you have to keep a look out for his sensitive side by observing the smallest reactions :)
LoVES liL PeeP

Heriberto is the most adorable dumpling!

by RinE3 October 20, 2018

Herber

Herber is a really nice boy. He likes to listen to music, every day, all day. He's very kind and is very sweet to the opposite sex. He is very athletic and is amazing at soccer. He likes to look presentable, with his hair done properly, and smelling nice with his cologne on every day. He has dimples and likes to listen to dance music. He's funny and noes how to make you laugh. You can tell him everything, he's very loyal and easy to trust. Good friend to have.

Lexi: wow did you see herber today?
Nia: yea his hair was perfect
Lexi: and he smelled so good!

by Friend_xoxo September 2, 2013

Hebert

A common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French assholes.

Resident: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*

by LNH2 January 16, 2009