Post-Birth hemorrhoids

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan

"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"

by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021

Hipster Haemorrhoid

Classic bikes that have been modified to look like cafe racers for use by hipsters to attempt making them look cool and manly.

The practice has now given true classic cafe racers a bad name by association.

Oh look, there is another hipster on a cafe racer, typical Hipster Haemorrhoid.

by Discgruntled Midget May 29, 2019

haemarrhoid

A word often used to describe really annoying people

(person's name e.g. rachel) was being such a haemarrhoid yesterday!

by Nicks27068818 May 17, 2006

Herporrhoids

A major flair up of external hemorrhoids and herpes as a result of getting ass fucked by an anal intruder that failed to take Valtrex, and failed to inform you that they needed to...now YOU need Valtrex AND Preparation H.

Herpes plus Hemorrhoids equals Herporrhoids

by Blumpski March 28, 2009

Headrrhoid

What man buns should be called.

Since any man who wears a man bun is an asshole, it makes sense to call them Headrrhoids.

by conanthewordsmithian February 28, 2017

hymnorrhoids

The pain-in-the-a** soreness that you get "back there" from sitting on a hard wooden choir-seat.

I don't know how all the other church-singers can stand to rest their butts for so long on those "God-awful" lacquered-oak pew-benches without complaining --- I get a major case of hymnorrhoids inside five minutes!!

by QuacksO January 27, 2019

Demorrhoid

A person who claims to be a Democrat but is in reality an extreme left-wing bleeding-heart liberal and like a hemorrhoid bleeds blood a Demorrhoid bleeds ideology and to make matters even worse claims to help people but ends up hurting them even more.

The Demorrhoids in San Francisco claim to help the homeless by throwing money at them but instead have only made the homeless problem even worse. Across the country Demorrhoids in power release inmates from prison because they think imprisoning people is inhumane but the end result is that innocent law-abiding citizens become the victims of increased crime and the "downtrodden" "abused" criminals end up with more rights than their victims. Demorrhoids preach that we must be compassionate to illegal aliens who come to America and yet Americans become the victims of the criminals who come here and the taxpayers have to pay to support these illegals including the attorneys who end up defending them. .

by Nickelman from the boonies. April 20, 2023