Hairy Nixon

When a an unshaven woman sits on the face of a man wearing a large nosed Richard Nixon mask while he shakes his head repeating "I'm not a crook."

Guy: I went home with this chick last night.

Friend: Good time?
Guy: Well, first, she was freaking hairy downstairs, then she made me put on a Richard Nixon mask and rode the nose until she got off.
Friend: Ahh, the old Hairy Nixon, good times.

by Brian Fantanna August 29, 2010

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hairy chomp

The act of biting down on the hairiest part of the body. When you bite down on a hairy body part with a chomp. Normally done with your partner during a sexual encounter.

Person 1: Hey my girlfriend just broke up with me today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did the hairy chomp on her.

Person 2: Ouch that’s gotta hurt!

by RyanDaSniper November 30, 2019

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Fat Happy

The euphoric happy feeling that accompanies a stomach that is very full after a good meal.

Oh... my stomach hurts, that was sooo good, I'm so fat happy...

by fatquix March 10, 2010

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hairy jol

adj. n., a particularly furry taint or vaganus

"That chick better wax her hairy jol if she expects me to do her."

by firstthrow September 23, 2012

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happy negro

A typical 4chan meme. His actual name is Santino Lee from the porn site bangbus.com Everybody (mostly the ones active on the internet) knows him for his red bandana and happy smile.

Earl:*smiles happily*
Jones:Damnit Earl, you look like the damn happy negro

by Anon Omus April 18, 2008

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happy-go-lucky

Easy going, carefree, nonchalant.

He is such a happy-go-lucky child.

by Larstait November 6, 2003

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three fries short of a happy meal

Crazy, Insane, Bonkers.

Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."

*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*

Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."

*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*

Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*

by Fishyghost January 18, 2008

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