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gummy musket

A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.
I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.
by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011
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gumpot

The remains of chewed gum thrown by people onto the floor (indoor or out) to which over a period of time, said remains of gum resembles a black pot hole, but without the hole. There currently exists specialized tools to remove gumpots, usually consisting of a long pole and a gillette type blade on the end to scrape them off the floor. However, gumpots are ubiquitous AND perpetual, around the world due to humans fixation and habits relating to chewing gum.
The train platform was littered with gumpots due to commuters discarding their chewing gum on the floor.
by L. Zibetti October 1, 2007
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gummy gomez

Cum into your hand and wipe it on your partner's mouth
I gave Lucy a gummy gomez last night, she licked it up, that bitch is crazy.
by Band Camper October 4, 2008
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Gummy Bear'd

When a woman removes her teeth, for the sole purpose of performing fellatio.
When Edna came by my house last night, I got Gummy Bear'd, before we had intercourse!
by Jett Black February 23, 2009
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Grumpy Troll

A sexual position between any combination of two people (male/female, male/male, female/female) in which the anus's of each participant are rubbed together. Often used as a last resort for sexual positions, the act can provide immensely pleasurable sensations for those with highly sensitive anal lips. This sexual position is not to be confused with the Spritely Elf.
Ken and Cory finally attempted the Grumpy Troll position after exhausting all other sexual avenues with each other.
by SadTroll July 19, 2012
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gummy knuckle

When one inserts their entire hand into their mouth during a blowjob to give a fully mouth-enveloped handjob.
Bro I got a gummy knuckle from my girl the other night.
by Dynawhap January 2, 2019
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grumpy old goat

Manager of a shop so grumpy, they end up screaming and spitting at old customers like a grumpy goat
Hes having one of his days again, spitting at customers, the grumpy old goat
by The Ryan Wright August 10, 2019
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