Ur Granny Tranny

Ur granny tranny is an alteration of your mother is homosexual other wise ur mom gay lol.

Guy 1: Ur mom gay
Guy 2: No ur granny tranny lol

by EstebanIsGay March 13, 2018

Ur granny tranny lol

Worse than ur mom gay lol or ur daddy lesbian lol

Bob: ur mom gay lol
Charlie: ur daddy lesbian lol
Bob: ur granny tranny lol
Charlie: *commits suicide*

by Litassdude March 10, 2018

granny puss

The sweet pussy of a grandmother.

"Hey brah on Craigslist I saw a post for a bass player for a senior citizen band"
"That's all me mayne. I can get so much granny puss!"

by Siris the great January 14, 2009

Winter Granny Handy

A common occurrence during the long cold winter months when your wife or girlfriend develops rough, dry, cracking skin on their hands and their would be otherwise, soft, supple hand are now like those of an elderly woman. The best part of the Winter Granny Handy is the stimulating roughness but more so while giving you a traditional, loving Handy or Hand Job one can secretly fantasize about getting a handy from your Grandma or some other geriatric.

Roger's wife had developed such dry skin hands from the dry winter weather that her hand jobs had become almost painfully rough. But Roger enjoyed too much the fantasy of getting the Winter Granny Handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2015

granny smith

an out of date apple computer.

the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.

by mike September 13, 2004

Granny groper

Someone who is extremely attracted to and has sexual desires for women over 65 years of age.

"I think Randy is a granny groper, he keeps mentioning your aunt Martha."

by Soggysquid8 May 25, 2016

Granny Theft Auto

A weird game which includes Grannies robbing banks, throwing hot gravy onto innocent people, and stealing Toyota Yaris'.

Boy: Damn! That old Granny killed me in Granny Theft Auto! And she stole my Toyota!!!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019