Granola Joe

GRANOLA JOE IS YOUR DOOM. GRANOLA JOE IS THE VANISHING POINT OF ALL DESTINY, THE EVENT HORIZON BEYOND WHICH ALL IS DARKNESS AND VOID. GRANOLA JOE WILL COME BEARING GIFTS. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU LOOK REALLY COOL IN THAT SHIRT. GRANOLA JOE WILL OFFER TO HELP YOU PUT TOGETHER YOUR IKEA FURNITURE AND THEN ACTUALLY FOLLOW THROUGH. GRANOLA JOE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LOVED AND VALUED. GRANOLA JOE WILL INCREASE THE STANDARD OF LIVING OF ALL HUMAN BEINGS THAT ARE TOUCHED BY ITS SEETHING, HUNGRY SHADOW. GRANOLA JOE WILL DECEIVE YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. GRANOLA JOE WILL DEMAND THINGS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. GRANOLA JOE WILL SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF POWER. GRANOLA JOE WILL SUBSUME YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL LOVE YOU IN A WAY YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND. GRANOLA JOE, UNCONQUERED, UNYIELDING, GRANOLA JOE, UNCEASING, DEVOURING, GRANOLA JOE, ASCENDANT, ALL-DESIRING, GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE.

IN THE FETID, ECONOMICALLY APPOINTED INTERIOR OF THE WINNEBAGO, GRANOLA JOE LIES IN SPLENDID REPOSE, SHROUDED IN GREASY HAWAIIAN SHIRTS AND DECAYING PLASTIC LEIS.

by GRANOLA JOE September 12, 2019

gernomics

The measurement of the parabolic course and final resting place of a ball as it spins on its axis around the base of a bucket, hoop or other target vessel and centrifugal force is acted upon it.

What's the likelihood he'll actually get it in?

100% mate. It's simple gernomics.

by rylett September 27, 2019

Genocoly

To have extreme guilt after masturbating, especially to illegal hentai.

It was all fun and games wanking It to hentai babes until I felt an extreme amount of Genocoly, corrupting my balls.

by Your gene pool needs chlorine February 17, 2020

anal genocide

Its what you do when you get a new kinky girlfriend/boyfriend who is looking for total anal destruction.

I love anal genocide

by Anal genocide. April 7, 2014

ariola granola

ariana grande but a meme. ariola granola is very sick and funny.

omg ariola granola posted a new picture!
wowzerz what a meme!

by sevenringsz March 16, 2019

Fresh Granola

When something is good or mesmerizing and pleasing to the eye. 🤤🤤🤤

Yo dude this Gucci cologne is some fresh granola.

by saiorse-girl69 April 9, 2019

Isabella Di Genova

A loser

You suck! You are an Isabella Di Genova

by Bobbyson52839 November 4, 2021