Greedy Gonzales

The act of jizzing in your pants while performing a dine-and-dash from a Mexican restaurant.

Our waitress at the taco stand was hot, but the food sucked, so I gave them a Greedy Gonzales.

by thefuckoxstablemaster May 5, 2022

greedy pressure

When you fatten a girl up against her knowledge or will, so you can feel the pressure of her huge body as she rides you. A way to easily own your girl by overfeeding her, and then stuff all her holes. The term is found in Eliza Valora’s novel Fat Monster

“Forget weighted blanket, I’m into greedy pressure and pop off when she’s putting it all down on me.”

by GreedyDaddy February 4, 2025

big and greedy

When someone is just absolutely gluttonous.

Person 1: Dude Kau is just so big and greedy...
Person 2: That's what I'm saying!!

by kauhater911 April 16, 2024

Greedy

You know that I am greedy for love.

Baby you are lucky cause you are rocking with the best and I am greedy, so greedy.

by Julia♡Juestar November 7, 2017

Greediness

Hoarding stuff away from others

“Stop being Greediness

by Hdhevev)382 February 15, 2024

Greedy Marker

Someone who steals writing utensils.

Guy#1: Look at that he stole 6 pencils!

Guy#2: That Greedy Marker!

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

greedy dirtbag

Someone who is very greedy and doesn't care about the environment

O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!

by Theautisticrebel June 21, 2022