Greasent

Some thing or situation that is simultaneously greasy and decent.

Carl: "Dan's bass solo was good for how drunk he was."

Trevor: "Really quite greasent."

by DosBillos200 February 20, 2011

Great Thursday

The day preceding Good Friday. It is celebrated by consuming copious amounts of alcohol and singing songs of merriment. Great Thursday typically results in a hangover so fierce it takes 3 days to resurrect ones self.

Ryan: "hey Blair do you work on Good Friday?"

Blair: "no, i plan on drinking on Great Thursday and having a 3 day hangover."

by Narhwal Lover February 25, 2013

Greasy Waffle

The art of crapping on a woman's chest and flattening it with a tennis racket and ejaculating into the squares.

I'd love to do a greasy waffle with your mom

by TheMan626 April 10, 2015

Grease Gunning

An act performed during sexual intercourse where a person will place their penis on the edge of the anus and cum, forcing the cum into the anal cavity without penis insertion.

X doesn’t enjoy anal but is okay with Grease Gunning. Y Grease Gunned X’s ass as a release instead.

by Plucked Chook January 25, 2021

grease the friends

This saying refers to quietly paying off those who help you do something.

If you get elected, Joe, we know you will grease the friends!

by I, Wreckerrr May 3, 2021

The Great Lawn

An after school hotspot for over privileged new york city private school kids. On weekends, crowds come to enjoy the fresh air and to enjoy a picnic, cocktail or a joint.

A: Yo, what are you doing after school?
B: I'm going to the Great Lawn. You should come- everyone will be there

by yo whaz good July 27, 2008

cunt grease

(n.) A really thick mixture, somewhere between cream cheese frosting (possibly French onion dip) and axle grease in consistency and brownish in color, produced in the nether regions of an unhygienic and/ or promiscuous woman's vagina. Frequently only discovered after intercourse and found to be coating your surely-now-diseased pecker. Reportedly this substance smells much like Bass Pro Shops' "Uncle Bucks" Catfish Bait.

I'll never forget that first night with Jennifer. It would have been romantic if I hadn't woken up to my face and penis slathered in her smelly cunt grease. It smelled like dead walrus and took two bottles of Axe bodywash to get the stuff off of me!

by Blenderhead1971 June 19, 2012