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Gravity Balls 

The adult version of Gravity Falls, Gravity Balls!
Dune: Hey Tim, Wanna watch Gravity Balls?
Tim: I would love that!
Gravity Balls by ZSAGAX January 17, 2022

Gravity Vortex 

The Gravity VORTEX is the world’s first portable gravity smoking device that hits like a gravity bong and is smooth like a vaporizer. Winner of the gold medal at the 2006 High Times Cannabis Cup, the VORTEX is quickly taking the smoking world by storm.

As the water drains, filtered smoke fills the top chamber, clean, cool hit that wont hurt your lungs. Its made of high quality poly carbonate, so its virtually indestructible. Perfect for dorm rooms, outdoor adventures, and small enough to put in your backpack and bring to a party.

It is very easy-to-use and fun for parties. You only have to use a small amount of product to get the same effect as a vaporizer. Everyone will have a fun time watching the physics drain the water to the bottom chamber, while at the same time pulling a 2-liter bottle size gravity hit. The days of messy bottles and buckets are over.

In addition to being a fun and social way to smoke, the VORTEX is endorsed by the medical smoking community for the therapeutic benefits it provides. Patients now have new relief and comfort for their illnesses.
My friends and I all got together and smoked this new GRAVITY VORTEX.

Pass me the Gravity VORTEX...

Gravity Shit

When a public toilet is so repulsive but you can't wait to find another. A person squats over the toilet without ever touching it and let's gravity do what it does best.
Man, that toilet was so nasty, but I couldn't hold it any longer so I took a gravity shit.
Gravity Shit by Glen666 December 28, 2007

Gravity Wizard

Someone or something that majors in large imaginary forces such as physics and philosophy. They learn to use their power to manipulate these imaginary forces to their will. Unfortunately, most gravity wizards have terrible balance and are very clumsy.
Michael: "Be careful going up those steps Gravity Wizard."
Anna:"What" *trips and falls*
Gravity Wizard by xXTinyXx October 11, 2009

Gravity Warrior 

Someone so fat that they are always battling with the force of Gravity. (a fat fucker)

Possibly a good name for a fat superhero.
That bloke is a Gravity Warrior.

Gravity Warrior by le aubergine September 12, 2002

gravity blunt 

When you take a roach from a blunt and put it into your homeade gravity bong. Next, pull up you bottle as far as you can, this creates a large amount of pressure on the roach downward, sucking extreme amounts of smoke while the water levels out. Finally, its grav time.
gravity blunt by Meeds May 26, 2007