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Grant

A big fat lardass nibba who is so bad at games he needs a keyboard and mouse against controllers on console. He needs every helping hand he can get to be good.
Barnt: *misses point blank shot on enemy*
Tyler: Man Barnt, you're such a Grant
Tyler *misses point blank shot on enemy* (But that's not important)
by TheTroller980 August 25, 2018
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Grant

noun

1) A person who is anti-drugs, anti-alcohol and possibly anti-social. They are perceived as being uncomfortable with alcohol, drug use and mischief, as well as nudity and sexuality.

2) A person who is described as being concerned with behavior and being proper.

DERIVATIVES
Grant-like (noun)
Grantish (adjective)
Grantishly (adverb)
Grantishness (noun)

SYNONYMS
Pussy, Goody-Goody, Straight, Cowardly, Prude
1. Come on don't be Grant, just drink it.

2. She/He won't even hang out with us if we are getting high, what a Grant!

3. She/He won't even step foot into the abandoned house with us and makes up excuses to stay outside. She/He is acting like a total Grant!
by Shluffy04 October 14, 2009
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Grant

A slang word often used in the Highland region of Scotland to describe a bee, or someone who resembles a bee or has bee like qualities. Can also be a derogative term to describe someone who is annoying, or perverse.
Pulling a Grant is another example, which means simply that someone has told an unfunny joke, or has failed an exam or life in general.
"I just got 1/10 on my french exam :("
"Oh man, you just Pulled a Grant!"

"Oh my God, there's a Grant in the room!"

"Grant wants to see naked pictures of me! D="

"Snakes can eat Grants!"
by The Bee Hunter March 4, 2008
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Grant

Grant is very very horny all of the time and is in a sexual relationship with his best friend chris. he is mildly attracted to his guy friends but that’s ok because his friends want him to be gay anyway. he usually has a very very very tiny and puny dick and his balls have not dropped yet. some people find his bowl cut sexy.
did you see that grant?

oh yeah, what a sexy bowl cut.
by UltimateDaddy November 28, 2018
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Grant

a faggot who masterbate in class while grading girls papers.
Ewwwwwww he's granting! AND THATS MY PAPER!!!!
by tubini November 8, 2014
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Grant

A Grant is someone with a really small dick and also is really short and stubby with a fucked up haircut with no friends and dated a guy
grants is so ugly.

You here he has a small dick
by Ohhh yea dude May 19, 2020
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Grant

Grant is an amazing guy who is amazingly amazing. He’s a little weird, but once you get to know him, he’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He wants to know everything about you and you wouldn’t have thought that anyone could ever care that much about you until he does. He’ll do anything for you without complaint and he’s the funniest chicken out there :))
Me: hey you’re funny
Grant: stop no I’m not
Me: yes you are, accept it
Grant: no
Me: yes
by funniestchicken June 2, 2018
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