Gravity Shit

When a public toilet is so repulsive but you can't wait to find another. A person squats over the toilet without ever touching it and let's gravity do what it does best.

Man, that toilet was so nasty, but I couldn't hold it any longer so I took a gravity shit.

by Glen666 December 28, 2007

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gravity

A kind of smoking device that use the downward pull of water flowing out of a chamber. Allows a smoker to hold a chamber of smoke for a long period of time.

Joe and I ripped a gravity all night long in his hot tub, I'm not going to pass this drug test tomorrow.

by bigbigeric July 7, 2004

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Someone or something that majors in large imaginary forces such as physics and philosophy. They learn to use their power to manipulate these imaginary forces to their will. Unfortunately, most gravity wizards have terrible balance and are very clumsy.

Michael: "Be careful going up those steps Gravity Wizard."
Anna:"What" *trips and falls*

by xXTinyXx October 11, 2009

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zero gravity

the best place to have sex

Teacher: What would you do if you got the chance to go to space?
Students: Have sex in zero gravity, DUH

by facebookcreeeper April 17, 2011

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ass gravity

Term used when climbing (indoors or outdoors) and having enough lower body weight, especially in the posterior, to make it difficult to go up and over outcroppings of (sometimes fake) rock. It is especially used among women who have a lower center of gravity and additional layers of fat (especially in the butt region) than men.

Used in phrases such as "Damn, my ass gravity will not let me up and over this overhang!". Or, "I'm really tired and my ass gravity is not helping".

by xymox1010 December 2, 2010

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