Term used by authoritarians like football coaches or military drill instructors to get you to stop camping out on the shitter.
This ain't no vacation spot! Grunt, grunt, squeeze and get back on the field!
Grunt, grunt, squeeze, privates! And you need to be wiping while you're walking! Left, wipe, left, wipe, left!
Grunt, grunt, squeeze, privates! And you need to be wiping while you're walking! Left, wipe, left, wipe, left!
by roadrnr78 October 16, 2014
Get the grunt, grunt, squeeze mug.Sometime mistaken as a handicap bar to help pull someone up from the toilet. Actual purpose of grunt bar next to a toilet is to get maximum leverage when forcing a giant shit out of your ass. Grunting out loud optional.
by PIpeman January 4, 2017
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I was enjoying a pie and coke whilst watching the footy and the girl said at halftime let’s grunt fuck.
by PIE&COKE March 17, 2019
Get the Grunt Fuck mug.A term used for broke niggas. Usually seen begging for a gifted sub or complaining in the chat. They never have money for anything and refuse to buy a sub on their own.
by Syven November 7, 2023
Get the Grunt(s) mug.Refers to a Halo 2 game on Xbox Live, where a player (usually in MatchMaking, but also in Custom games also) enters a game and is simply owning. It is quite easy to kill the noob opponents, almost as easily as a Grunt in Campaign mode, hence the name Grunt Hunt.
by Squizzert April 19, 2006
Get the Grunt Hunt mug.Grunt Style is a military apparel brand worn mainly by non servicemen.
The following are examples of things you can expect to find on a Grunt Style shirt:
"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" - Get it? WTF
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." - A.K.A. the 2nd Amendment (MLG Air horn plays)
Final example,
"IF THEY STAND BEHIND YOU
PROTECT THEM
IF THEY STAND BESIDE YOU
RESPECT THEM
AND IF THEY STAND AGAINST YOU
DESTROY THEM"
Umm okay....
Grunt Style customers also like the blue police flag sticker on the back of their truck right next to "Molon Labe, Leupold, I got your six, Ruger and Coexists (written in firearm company logos.)
The customers beard and bald head is there to give the illusion of being a battle seasoned operator, despite never serving.
Grunt Style customers like to appear to be rebellious and edgy. They might say something like, "the liberals will be so pissed when she read my shirt," but in reality no one is offended, they just feel bad for you, you're lack of style and social awareness.
No one thinks you're a bad ass. You're a fake alpha and the only thing that could make this worse is you revving up a Harley outside a Denny's at 2am.
If you know someone who owns one of these T-shirts, I am sorry and a non-profit support group will be made soon for those who have to acknowledge that they are dating or friends with someone who wears Grunt Style.
-MK
The following are examples of things you can expect to find on a Grunt Style shirt:
"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" - Get it? WTF
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." - A.K.A. the 2nd Amendment (MLG Air horn plays)
Final example,
"IF THEY STAND BEHIND YOU
PROTECT THEM
IF THEY STAND BESIDE YOU
RESPECT THEM
AND IF THEY STAND AGAINST YOU
DESTROY THEM"
Umm okay....
Grunt Style customers also like the blue police flag sticker on the back of their truck right next to "Molon Labe, Leupold, I got your six, Ruger and Coexists (written in firearm company logos.)
The customers beard and bald head is there to give the illusion of being a battle seasoned operator, despite never serving.
Grunt Style customers like to appear to be rebellious and edgy. They might say something like, "the liberals will be so pissed when she read my shirt," but in reality no one is offended, they just feel bad for you, you're lack of style and social awareness.
No one thinks you're a bad ass. You're a fake alpha and the only thing that could make this worse is you revving up a Harley outside a Denny's at 2am.
If you know someone who owns one of these T-shirts, I am sorry and a non-profit support group will be made soon for those who have to acknowledge that they are dating or friends with someone who wears Grunt Style.
-MK
Grunt Style Customers"Hey guys I just ordered another Grunt Style T-shirt. This one says Bacon Helps. That's so funny. I like bacon. I have a potato for a brain. Guns. Guns. Boot licker. Concealed Carry.
by Ausernameokgeez December 18, 2018
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