4 definitions by roadrnr78
Any exhaust system 'upgrade' that makes your car sound like you fuel it up at a hole-in-the-wall Mexican food joint. Revving your engine will now sound like you pissed-off a bumble bee.
Real Car Guy 1: I hear a pissed-off bumble bee. I'm allergic to bees!
Real Car Guy 2: Don't worry. It's just some nut job ricer with a fart can.
Real Car Guy 2: Don't worry. It's just some nut job ricer with a fart can.
by roadrnr78 August 6, 2017
The highly motivated, sea-going, bellhops who are specifically trained to get the job of protecting your sorry ass when this country's in need. They may not be firing the first shots, but WILL return the favor and fire the last one. Created because squids can't shoot. Second deadliest things on the field of battle, just behind butter bars with maps and compasses.
Their dress uniforms might make them look like they work in hotels, but you don't EVER want to meet the Marine Corps after you've made yourself an enemy of the USA!
by roadrnr78 February 4, 2015
The highly motivated, sea-going, bellhops who are specifically trained to get the job of protecting your sorry ass when this country's in need. They may not be firing the first shots, but WILL return the favor and fire the last one. Created because squids can't shoot. Second deadliest things on the field of battle, just behind butter bars with maps and compasses.
Their dress uniforms might make them look like they work in hotels, but you don't EVER want to meet the Marine Corps after you've made yourself an enemy of the USA!
by roadrnr78 February 4, 2015
Term used by authoritarians like football coaches or military drill instructors to get you to stop camping out on the shitter.
This ain't no vacation spot! Grunt, grunt, squeeze and get back on the field!
Grunt, grunt, squeeze, privates! And you need to be wiping while you're walking! Left, wipe, left, wipe, left!
Grunt, grunt, squeeze, privates! And you need to be wiping while you're walking! Left, wipe, left, wipe, left!
by roadrnr78 October 16, 2014