GOON

The creator of everything, the God of absurdity, in the beginning, GOON created man as a testament to the utter absurdity of things, and it did a damn fine job.
(GOONASH chp.1)

"I AM GOON" shouted the being as it gazed upon the desolate eternity(GOONASH chp.1)

by Jonathan(The Flames) March 16, 2004

Goon

a goon is someone that you can't depend on someone that makes promises that they can't keep.

by Darius April 6, 2003

goon

the urine of the god (mainly sataans) in a big shiny sac. only drink that is worth the money. 40 standard drinks for ten moneys. 40c a drink? can you say no? coffs goon boys unite.

krypta - get some goon in ya.

pussy - no it tastes bad.

by eprovost September 26, 2007

GOON

goon is basically a real person, also a goon is somebody you pay money to go beat somebody or scare somebody...Goon originated in Florida!...The rest living in different states are just followers!

You fuck wid me i bet im goin have dem fuckin goonz comin fa yo azz

by Flawda guh October 20, 2008

gooned

to be so incredibly stoned that you look chinese, (unless you are already chinese, then you'd look like a mole)

wait- what was i just talking about? god, i'm gooned.

by Ria (look at the definition of me) December 28, 2005

Gooned

The state of being a JeffWu (Goon)

Kid from Taiwan gets gooned.

by Goon the goon November 1, 2021

Goon

Australian slang that refers to cheap wine that typically comes in large sealed packets in boxes, of which is referred to as a "goon sack". Usually always tastes like shit, and is normally intended to get people as drunk as possible on the smallest budget possible.

Whilst it's supposed to be dispensed into glasses or cups, many people simply tear it out of the box and scull it straight from the sack.

Oi mate pass me the fuckin' goon sack ya cunt

by An Ambient Grey November 16, 2013