Gonk

Gonk. A loving term used to call your partner (particularly female) when they are being a bit 'ditsy'

"you are such a gonk" = girlfriend has just said something ditsy but funny.

by Darthvincent September 19, 2015

gonk

To be beaten to death by a large black rubber dildo.

In the movie Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, the character Hatchet Harry, beats a man, suspected of stealing, to death with what happened to be at hand. Harry, also a porn shop owner, happened to grab a big black rubber cock.

This term arose due to the unwieldlyness of the lengthy phrase "He was beaten to death with a large black rubber cock..." and was shortened to simply, "He got gonked."

Hatchet Harry gonked some bloke for stealing from him.

If these guys keep pissing us off like this, I'm gonna gonk them.

by sonik February 6, 2005

Gonky

A male from the 90s who could be hot.. but is way too cliche eg: long "grunge" hair, tie-dye t-shirt.. you get the point

"That guys an effin hottie"
"Nah. Hes way too gonky for me"

by Charles Snapper September 24, 2005

Goink

An insult to someone. It doesn’t necessarily have an exact definition but if you’re called a Goink just know that it isn’t good

“Shut up you goink!” Shouts Jonah. “Hey man, calling me a goink is crossing the line.” Liam responds.

by Sweet__cheeks March 1, 2020

Gonk

complete arse with no chance in love or life

hayton you are a GONK etc

by JJ@D January 14, 2009

gonkulate

To process something in an unknown or indefinite manner, usually related to an internal thought process. See gonkulator for original pop reference.

"Let me gonkulate on that for a while, Bob, and see what comes of it."

by TheGonkulator June 8, 2009

goink

a complete wab
for example
Amelia Beggs is such a goink

Amelia Beggs is such a goink

by bigjantyuvf1690 August 16, 2017