gretzky

A sexual encounter which unfolds as follows:
A man and woman are engaging in intercourse. At the opportune moment, the man screams, "Gretzky!" In response to their cue, several of the man's friends (who have been hiding in the closet) emerge, wearing hockey jerseys (preferably Gretzky jerseys), and wielding hockey sticks, which they proceed to swat the woman with.

"My friend tried to pull a Gretzky the other day, but the girl found out beforehand and threatened to call the police."

by d107835 January 7, 2008

goetta

Goetta is made by neighborhood butchers in Cincinnati, each with a slightly different recipe.

Goetta is way to use leftover meats, usually pork, to make a loaf that is sliced and fried like sausage. German immigrants in Cincinnati devised this food in the 1800's. It is now made locally by dozens of butchers each with their own recipe.

by Leo Grote May 24, 2009

goatzy

The legendary cross breed you get when a donkey and a goat have had a few beers and decide to shag
AKA a satanic offering to the world that brings about the destruction of mankind with its enormous Penis

Man, I saw a goatzy yesterday, my ass is still bleeding!

by AshesAndAces December 18, 2015

Wayne Gretzky

A girl that can objectively be said to have a 9 face and a 9 body (scale rating from 0 to 10 with 10 being perfect).

Wayne Gretzky wore the number 99 in the NHL and is undoubtedly the best player of all time. The system expands as a quick way to rate a "player" and spread the word quickly and discreetly among hockey fans simply by naming players. Sidney Crosby = 87 : Mario Lemieux = 66 : Ray Bourque = 77 : Mikhail Grabovsky = 84 and so on...

Scarlett Johansson is a Wayne Gretzky.

by JooBuoy September 14, 2011

Getzelhoe

A compilation of the words "gets", "her" and "hoe". It is commonly reffered to a bisexual female pimp.

"The Getzelhoe down the street is looking for a good time."

by Rendell May 17, 2008

Gotzah

A big deal or bad situation usually over nothing at all-

Yeah I told his brother and it caused a whole big gotzah.

by YJAGG August 9, 2008

goitz

a total screw-up

that situation was a big goitz

by goitzer July 30, 2009