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Goetzing 

pronounced gets-ing or get-zing
it is the act of yelling or harshly wispering vulgarities while attempting something mentally straining
the act of goetzing may often be confused with having Terets syndrome but is quite differant, having terets causes those inflicted by it to spontaneously shout differant words that occassionally can be vulgar, while goetzing is controlable those who do it just choose not to suppress it and the words shouted are always obscene in some way
goetzing usually continues until said task is completed or interupted
John (while doing a difficult puzzle): "Balls! Fuck! Ass"

Jack: "you know its hard to concentrate with you goetzing al of the time"
Goetzing by notacoward March 29, 2009
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gaetzing 

To have no earthly idea how anything works but make your opinion known as loudly as possible anyway, usually while under the influence of alcohol. inspired by Matt Gaetz.
"My head hurts. What happened last night?"
"After several hours of gaetzing like an asshole, we drove you home and dumped you on the lawn"
"I need to rethink my life..."
gaetzing by Peven glugh September 2, 2020
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getzinger 

1. A verb used to describe a man that can make a woman orgasm more than ten times during sex.

2. When a woman cums more than 10 times in less than an hour.
Man: "So how'd last night go?"

Friend: "I fucking made her getzinger."
getzinger by Alart August 14, 2008
Fabricating or imbellishing a story(in an attempt to impress others and get laid) with details so far fetched that only someone far younger and more naive will beleive you. This is the beauty of getzing as it is intended to attract someone at least two years younger than you and at the tallest, 5 foot 4 inches.
Alex: So i totally exploded my lighter outside and it lit like half my pants on fire. That is actually how i invented shorts

Ryan: Really man, thats awesome

Conor: Dude, hes only getzing you
getzing by Ex-Lounger October 20, 2009

Gretzing 

The act of immediately criticizing someone's work regardless of quality or craftsmanship.
I baked a casserole the other night but my wife was gretzing the fuck out of it.
Gretzing by BlumFreehauf...Ski June 15, 2017

Gretzing 

The act of immediately criticizing someone's work regardless of quality or craftsmanship.
I baked a casserole the other night but my wife was gretzing the fuck out of it.
Gretzing by BlumFreehauf...Ski June 15, 2017
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