gherking

When an individual is in a state of shock or confusion in processing events that have occurred. Often paired with a hand to chest gesture, and perhaps a rocking motion.

Example: "I was gherking when Will.I.Am told me he was a fan of Bjork"

by Longislandicedhun August 12, 2015

glerk

To lick ones nipple while on fire.

"I glerked it too hard last night and now i have 3rd degree burns".

by assfarter9000 April 12, 2016

gnerby fribble

A gnerby fribble is a special person that licks windows. They should be handled with care and treated with love and care.

Look at that poor gnerby fribble over there he's leaving streaks on those windows with his tongue!

by Sdean June 7, 2018

gerken

During a swinger party as a strait male, you stick your dick in the husbands mouth to "show him" you're not gay and forever prove your masculinity. It's only gay if you like it

I gerkened this dude that was looking at my cock while I was fucking his wife. I showed him!

by not Gerken April 7, 2019

Gerkika

a skin disease contracted in the caves of Southern Asia

Yo man I got that gerkika disease spelunking in a cave in Asia

by margarita427 April 8, 2019

gerkstick

A below average sales person who often annoys co-workers.

He's such a gerkstick.

by God of Words 420 February 28, 2022

gnarky

Someone that is grumpy but in a funny way.

Flexy is very gnarky today.

by Bellalandia September 9, 2022