Gloriana

She is the most funniest girl ever. She always knows what to say to peeps when they are down. Gloriana is a sweetheartto her friends and family and to her lovers. She can be calm and collected at school and home but with her friends she is a wild machine. She is very smart and artistic and at some times outgoing. All the guys she likes doesn't know her so they don't think of how funny,sweet,kind she is. So no guy is right for her if they don't get to know her. Only if one guy got to know her they would see how wonderful she is. Gloriana has a bubble butt. Her appearance isn't as great as her personality. She is usually ahead of the growth curve because she is tall. A lot of people make fun of her although they don't know her. Gloriana is likely to sit in the back of the class reading a book. If only people got to know her she would be the most popular girl in school.

Hey Gloriana do you want to hang out later.

by TheWhiteNerd01 July 29, 2017

gladius

the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion

My valiant gladius was in Emily's scabbard, if you know what I mean.

by Captain Falcon-Phallus January 13, 2009

Snow Globing

The art of masturbating furiously into an electric fan so that the ejaculatory deposit is blasted out over the face of your partner.

Susan regularly met up with her boyfriend, Barry, with her electric fan for a spot of snow globing.

by Gloria Specker October 4, 2010

Gloria Macapagal Arroyo

-A hobbit of a President residing on the Philippines.
-She betrayed previous President ERAP and became President.
-On the reelection she ran against FPJ (bestfriend of ERAP, also the Action King Actor in the Phil) and won though most people think she cheated her little ass.
-Talks like a snake.
-Greets Manny Pacquiao everytime with a LIVE telecast (it has to be LIVE, for her PR).
-Greedier than pResident Evil MARCOS (waaay to greedy).
-Attention grabber.
-Even tells the Media she has Diarrhea... DIARRHEA!

It's Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's fault. Blame GMA!

by etchua October 24, 2007

Gloria

An amazingly happy, yet clumsy person, who is so nice and is always helpful to cheer up everyone else.

I need a Gloria. (in example of needing the happiness)
You pulled a Gloria. (in example of the clumsiness)

by summerbliss77 February 21, 2009

Gloria

Amazing person at life!

plays guitar like a greek goddess,
has many talents
loves people named megan, tiffany, vanessa, marissa, glen, and nicholas.
has a lot of fun doing nothing,
walking around,
hanging with her friends,
and being herself.

hey have you seen that street preformer?
yeah! she plays almost as good as gloria!!

by gfamous December 23, 2008

Hang Gliding Over Russia

Masturbating; just with an exotic name that makes you sound like a dick.

Flab: Hey, where's Jiggy?

Cheese: Probably hang gliding over Russia.

Flab: Good call, you douchebag.

by FlabCaptain February 24, 2010