Globohomo

Portmanteau of "Globalist Homogenization", and a critique of capitalism which claims that it is erasing cultural identities and traditional beauty. This is evident in the pervasive, samey-looking modern architecture styles (usually ones that are full of glass), that purport to be "modern" and "progressive" but are actually just ugly and depressing. Another example is the "corporate art style", known as "alegria", that is universially condemned as hideous.

Often mistakenly believed to be a portmanteau of "globalist homosexual" by both alt-right troglodytes and their critics. Globohomo is instead a critique of corporatism and how it homogenizes and devalues culture in the name of a futuristic utopian ideal. Everyone who is not a technocratic elite hates it for its fakeness and mass-produced nature, which is the same reason people tend to dislike kitsch art.

Person 1: Why does every city in the world look the same?
Person 2: Globohomo doesn't care about beauty because it's expensive.

by UDUser4820 March 3, 2022

Globo-hobo

Somebody who has lived in various places in the world as a result of being the child of diplomats or travelling parents but doesn't really identify with any specific nationality or culture.

Yo so you were born in Germany, grew up in Mexico and Thailand but you now live in South Africa??! Shit man you are such a Globo-Hobo!

by Sir Spankelot November 29, 2010

glock my cock

What happens when you are carrying your Glock in your waist band and it goes off

After I shot that biatch I put my gun back in my pants and Glocked my cock.

Did you hear about Andre? Yeah that fool was showing off and Glocked his cock infront of his girl.

I am gonna Glock my cock motherfuckers. (laughter)

by Solomat November 27, 2006

Glock 7

A fake gun, clearly and concisely defined in the first post above. However, some people apparently cannot read (or refuse to actually read the entire definition before posting one of their own), and fail to grasp the basic concept of satirical humor.

"I go on Urban Dictionary and half-ass read the definitions of things like "Glock 7"; I then write a juvenile response, effectively making myself look like a "pinhead".

by TriggerTeacher December 17, 2011

glock 17

The glock 17 is short recoil, floating barel, semi automatic handgun. The weapon has gained popularity, from widespread use in cinama, and is caried by most law enforcemnt, for it's hi capacity of ammunition it can deliver. Glock is the name of the comany based out of Austria. The 17 comes from the seventeenth patent awarded to Glock.

The police officer aimed his glock 17 in the air, and away from the suspect.

by J.urquhart August 29, 2006

twin glock .40s

Ludacris' choice of arms, usually cocked back.

I've got twin glock .40s cocked back.

by southpaw23 May 18, 2016

Globocall

A telemarketing call conducted by a bank of operators in a (third world) country as an attempt to rival the annoyance of the Robocall but with a personal touch and presumably without adding cost.

A good Globocall is characterized by any of the following: severe phoneline static, several seconds of latency, a caller with an essentially incomprehensible accent, and of course a caller that clearly has no idea where you are or what you may be doing at the time of these always inconvenient calls.

I'm sure glad we outsourced our super annoying telemarketing campaign. Those Globocallers are much more sympathetic than the machines. Too bad they sound like they are 300 ft under water, or in an elevator, or both.

by pr1234 January 26, 2010