Gaffi

Slang for if something is not going well.
Mostly used by a group of bros doing drugs on the streets.

Poll: Yo Achmed I failed flipping that joint.

Achmed: Ah thats pretty Gaffi man.

by 420xxxAchmedxxx360 September 20, 2019

Gaffney

The most amazing, beautiful, lovely space mermaid that ever existed.

All hail the Gaffney mermaid space queen

by Lord_Nikolaus June 18, 2021

glafhed

To be "Glafhed" is to be murdered by someone while reclining on a couch.

Micheal was comfy and reclining on the couch, Tom was jealous so he glafhed Micheal. Micheal was killed instantly upon being glafhed

by Dr carbeery the 4WDriveth September 3, 2022

butter gaffle

When one woman selfishly confiscates an entire load of cum that was meant to be fairly distributed between two or more women.

Don't invite Shanweeka to the party. She a bitch. Always on her butter gaffle when I'm tryin' to get mines. Girl gotta eat.

Johnny was just about to cum in my bunghole when Sandra took his cock out and butter gaffled his salty load.

by jjty2 February 1, 2014

Bender gaff

Spontaneous house party involving a large amount of class A drugs.

Went to James's for a few beers but it turned into a right bender gaff.

by Shallowbeing November 22, 2019

levi glanfield

an absolute obtuse rectangular baby elephant who is vertically challenged, abused by a meth infused crackhead father. he plays fortnite in 2023 and wanks to roblox r34. 0/10 complete dickhead should kill himself.

everyone on earth: oh for fucks sake its levi glanfield what a cocksucking cunt i hope he hangs himself.

levi glanfield: i hate myself and my meth infused father hates me.

by asseater4560 September 7, 2023

goofs and gaffs

silly ahh goofy action

i fucked your mom for goofs and gaffs

by edrsta November 14, 2022