THE INCREDIBLE GUFF

"The Incredible Guff" is the name given to all farts that fulfull the following criteria:

A. they are huge
B. they are dangerous
C. they can go through walls
D. they are angry
E. everyone knows one is in the room

At the ASDA checkout people begin to disperse in disgust.
<whispered> "It's THE INCREDIBLE GUFF!"

by Mister Otter July 17, 2007

guff monkey

one who frequently farts

You stink, you filthy little guff monkey

by pantsonhead December 23, 2002

gaff

An irish expression refering to ones house

stall on down to my gaff

by killoch0 December 28, 2005

Two Puff Mc Gruff

Someone in a smoke circle who will hit a joint or pipe multiple times before passing it along

Are you going to finish the whole joint yourself, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

Who the fuck do you think you are, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

mall gawffs

Wanna-be losers at malls who wear Good Charlotte t-shirts but claim to be "goth."
Usually found:
1)in most hot topic stores attempting to be cool
2)getting their asses kicked

Dave: "Hey dude, check out those mall gawffs."
Bill: "I say we kick their asses!"

by ted zeppelin March 27, 2005

gaff cape

superior word for dressing gown or house coat, gaff, meaning house, and cape, meaning a part of a longer coat that falls below the neckline.

person 1: am away to put my gaff cape on

person 2: aw sound mate catch

by KayleighMacd March 10, 2020

Gafftard

A celebrity or public officer who, upon being placed in front of a microphone or a video recording device, is unwaveringly committed to saying something shockingly stupid and/or nonsensical. Usually the comments are so awful that even the speaker's most staunch and committed supporters must hastily move to distance themselves from the comment(s) and the person.

Senator Akin's comments regarding "Legitimate Rape" earned him the honor of being a Gafftard.

by anon Pi August 22, 2012