Garzunkel-nut

Rounded piece of fecal matter formed on a hair in the anal area.

Stuck like a Garzunkel-nut.

by Poppie January 18, 2019

garfunkle

a replacement cuss word when you want to curse but there are children around

"ah garfunkle" the woman said trying to not use profanity around children

by ihateyougetoverit November 29, 2019

Garfunkle

Something that is confusing

This quiz is getting me garfunkled

by bigball420 November 29, 2021

Garfunkled

garfunkled means: being confused, disgusted, and surprised at the same time

Damn, I’m GARFUNKLED, this ranch is very disgusting

by Urdad69420 December 11, 2021

Garfunkle

(verb) To trick, mislead, conceive, fool, or confuse an individual

“I just garfunkled the shit out of meatball!”

by iHeartMilfs303 July 26, 2022

gerfunkel

Someone who gets trolled in WOW chat.

I was playing last night and i totally gerfunkeled someone.

LOL DUDE, I cant believe people still believe that.

Yea Naz

by gerfunkelheimer January 19, 2024

Garfunkle

Means pretty much anything and everything.

Person 1: "GET GARFUNKLED IDIOT!"
Person 2: "Go Garfunkel Yourself!"
Person 1: "Garfunkle you!"

by A dude who eats Mac and cheese January 23, 2024