A dude
A male
A taller
human with skinny hips, broader shoulders, deeper voice, no boobies, and a dong.
Basically, half the homo sapiens population.
They alright. They fucked up the world pretty bad, and I prefer the females, but they're pretty
cool. They can be great bro-
friends.
Girl 1:
That guy is so cute
Girl 2: He's cute but still kinda meh
Girl 1: (To a group of
girls) Hey guys!
Girl
4: Emma you know you're perpetuating the patriarchy by referring to a group of women as guys
Girl 1, 2, 3, and 5: Shuttup Mary