Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.
Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.
by flagellum_mayor July 25, 2013

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
by RippedA January 5, 2014

A opportunities of life decisions or
Woman or man that are good and worth time but the energy isn't good due to self insecurities or personal presentation
Woman or man that are good and worth time but the energy isn't good due to self insecurities or personal presentation
by Liasion Mont May 19, 2023

A bumblefuck who sucks at any type of intellectual activity and whose only hope is to marry up in life
by buttledger May 14, 2015

When someone stutters or stumbles their words while talking usually resulting in an awkward silence or pause. Can also be applied when someone trips up or spills something.
by Free.lover November 19, 2022

by lurchking October 15, 2020
