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fumble freak

Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.
Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.
by flagellum_mayor July 25, 2013
mugGet the fumble freakmug.

gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"
by RippedA January 5, 2014
mugGet the gooey ear fumblemug.

Healthy fumble

A opportunities of life decisions or

Woman or man that are good and worth time but the energy isn't good due to self insecurities or personal presentation
Its enough to know a healthy fumble happen to the best of us. (Talking to a friend)
by Liasion Mont May 19, 2023
mugGet the Healthy fumblemug.

fumbling felicia

A bumblefuck who sucks at any type of intellectual activity and whose only hope is to marry up in life
She spilled chemicals everywhere in lab today. She's such a fumbling felicia.
by buttledger May 14, 2015
mugGet the fumbling feliciamug.

Fumbled yo shit

When someone stutters or stumbles their words while talking usually resulting in an awkward silence or pause. Can also be applied when someone trips up or spills something.
Yo you just fumbled yo shit!
by Free.lover November 19, 2022
mugGet the Fumbled yo shitmug.

Fumble Star

Someone whose greatest losses are also their most triumphant victories
He fumbled the ball, but he was a fumble star so he was good with it
by lurchking October 15, 2020
mugGet the Fumble Starmug.

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