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get your fuckwit on

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.
1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!
by mrmarszalek December 24, 2008
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get your fuckwit on

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.
1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!
by mr marszalek December 27, 2008
mugGet the get your fuckwit onmug.

a fuckwit genius called pinochio

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!
that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!
mugGet the a fuckwit genius called pinochiomug.

You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think

Trying to explain something to someone and no matter how well or how much you explain they just don't get it or refuse to get it.
"All the evidence shows there was no election fraud but trump supporters still won't believe, you can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think"
by Anton bevermarsh January 9, 2021
mugGet the You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them thinkmug.

Fuckwit

An absolute moron, the worst way you can describe a person's intelligence or a person that does Jackshit.
That utter Fuckwit.
by Rorshach1234567890 March 21, 2023
mugGet the Fuckwitmug.

Fuckwit

Someone who's wit(thoughts) are mainly based on getting fucked. They constantly think about how to get fucked and come up with sexual definitions for normal words on urban dictionary. Their language is also full of innuendos in normal conversation which should suggest they need eugenic neutering to reduce their over-active sex drive.
Ninety five percent of people on urban dictionary are fuckwits. Eugenics would create loads of blue eyed blonde racists.
by Meowface December 26, 2016
mugGet the Fuckwitmug.

fuckwit

massimo the bumssimo
Hi, I am massimo the bumsimmo, I am a fuckwit
by ukaiyYT January 30, 2022
mugGet the fuckwitmug.

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