Crotch fruit

(n.) child or children

I can’t go out this weekend, the ex left our crotch fruit with me so she could go off with her new boyfriend.

by 6in6 July 12, 2018

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playing fruit ninja

the act of slitting your wrists

Marcus: i was playing fruit ninja the other day and...
kid: do you need help? <3

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 11, 2021

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fruitcorn

Another name for the food court

If you want to get something to eat, go to the fruitcorn!

by babeedonkee July 29, 2008

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Fruitbat

Drinking method, the act of being held upside down whilst downing a beer or or fruity alcoholic beverage of your choice.

“You should do a fruitbat when you drink that!”

by tomfreeman20 October 7, 2020

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If it has an apple, it also has a banana. A clever warning in this ever more gender ambiguous world. The 'apple' refers to a man's adam apple and the 'banana' refers to the penis. It is often proffered as a reminder to the heterosexual male out patrolling the dating waters. (The pun is a bonus)

Hey Dennis, I know you're looking for a rebound fling tonight but just be careful and heed the law of fruit.

by FancyMoses October 23, 2007

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