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FRUIT

1. some one who is a flaming flamboyant homosexual

2. a very tasty edible snack, in which one might find a nice sweet pleasure from
1."MAN, those are so FRUITY boys in the cub scouts"

2. Eve shouldnt have eaten the forbidden fruit, yeah cause that god damn snake was mean
by Boot-aylicious January 28, 2003
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African fruit snack

The act of cutting a hole in a seedless watermelon and then microwaving it then proceeding to thrust your erect penis in and out of the moist fruit.
Curtis is such a pervert! I found his used African fruit snack on the kitchen counter!
by Star_of_david July 21, 2014
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Crotch fruit

(n.) child or children
I can’t go out this weekend, the ex left our crotch fruit with me so she could go off with her new boyfriend.
by 6in6 July 12, 2018
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playing fruit ninja

the act of slitting your wrists
Marcus: i was playing fruit ninja the other day and...
kid: do you need help? <3
by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 11, 2021
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Fruitbat

Drinking method, the act of being held upside down whilst downing a beer or or fruity alcoholic beverage of your choice.
You should do a fruitbat when you drink that!”
by tomfreeman20 October 7, 2020
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Law Of Fruit

If it has an apple, it also has a banana. A clever warning in this ever more gender ambiguous world. The 'apple' refers to a man's adam apple and the 'banana' refers to the penis. It is often proffered as a reminder to the heterosexual male out patrolling the dating waters. (The pun is a bonus)
Hey Dennis, I know you're looking for a rebound fling tonight but just be careful and heed the law of fruit.
by FancyMoses October 23, 2007
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fruitbar

Derogatory term for homosexual male, almost exclusively used in IRC chat rooms.
<formulate> you fucking fruitbar
by Anonymous March 26, 2003
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