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April Fools

Males and females that instantly don shorts and/or flip flops as soon as it's April 1st, regardless of the temperature. These people will then complain for the entire day about how cold it is and demand that April be warmer.
Most often spotted at the mall.
Can you believe these April Fools? Put some clothes on you dopes!
by assnugget April 2, 2008
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damned fool

A person who is extreamly foolish. Their actions are not only irresponsible to themselves, but can possibly be harmful towards others.
If a guy tries and talk you out of using a condom, he is a damn fool.

Did you see that damned fool? He was swirving all over the road.
by Unit7 May 27, 2009
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wrong hole fool

This phrase is shouted by a female when a male, who hasn't had sex for a very very long time and is really stressed and clumsy at that moment, thrusts hard but he misses by a mere inch into another forbidden zone called "Exit; NOT an Entrance!" and ruins her day and sometimes his relationship.
Male : "aaaaah, wait,........, almost there I guess. Ummmmm,......, let me, ......, wait where was it???? Where's my...? Oh ok. I don't know where it's......, OK NOW!!!!!"
Female shouting : " OUCH!!!! WRONG HOLE FOOL! YOU $%#@€TARD!!!! F#$#@#!!! $#!T it hurts!! It's bleeding you son of a B!@$#!!!! Get the F$#@ out of my apartment!!!! NOW!!!!!!"
by KAnimals August 7, 2014
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Educated Fool

An educated fool is a person that is filled with book knowledge but is lacking in "common sense"
Mike Latoris-Yo do you see Dick Gozinya over there? Hes trying to teach that dog how to memorized the Periodic Table

Phil McCavity-Boy! Dick sure is a dumbass, an educated fool no doubt...
by PseudoNympho666 September 28, 2010
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foolery

<Rob> dude wearing faded jeans is foolery of the highest order
<Mo> yeah tell me about it
by geezer October 29, 2003
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fool around

Also see hook up. To fool around: When two people, usually not currently in a relationship, find themselves kissing, participating in oral sex, and sometimes (but not always) can refer to having sex. Sometimes 'fooling around' is used when the specifics of a hookup are unknown.
Dave and Jenna were fooling around at the party.

Chris and I fool around in his car before he drops me off.
by emduff May 5, 2006
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Ol' Fool

1.A word old (mostly southern) women always say to their husbands that they've been with for forever.
Even though the couple fights a lot everyone knows they love eachohther and will kill for one another.

2.Meaning a word an old woman uses when she is not paying any attention to whatever her husband just said.
Old man: Woman why you always walkin' around, gone and sit still somewhere!

Old woman: Aw shut up you ol' fool and eat this here food i cooked!
by falalalalalalalala!! February 24, 2009
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