An acronym for Fat Old Balding Blokes In Tee Shirts.
When internet chatroom regulars meet up for a social occasion, the older, fatter men will often dress in tee-shirts to try and appear younger. The tee-shirts are invariably black or very dark (with some trendy picture or humorous comment) to try to hide their spreading girth.
When internet chatroom regulars meet up for a social occasion, the older, fatter men will often dress in tee-shirts to try and appear younger. The tee-shirts are invariably black or very dark (with some trendy picture or humorous comment) to try to hide their spreading girth.
Did you see the meet up pics? What a load of fobbits!
They might be trolling on-line, but they dress as fobbits when you meet them.
It's a waste of time you trying to buy tee-shirts in trendy shops - they don't cater for fobbits.
They might be trolling on-line, but they dress as fobbits when you meet them.
It's a waste of time you trying to buy tee-shirts in trendy shops - they don't cater for fobbits.
by billauk November 9, 2011
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by The Bull321 June 30, 2009
Get the fobster mug.A disease caused by an excessive consumption of right wing media, such as Fox News.
Symptoms may include:
- Living in a constant state of fear.
- Always being outraged at something.
-Displaying bigoted feelings or actions toward minorities & LGBT people.
- A decrease in IQ, critical thinking, and cognitive ability.
- A sexual attraction toward guns, American flags, and large pickup trucks.
- Calling people or things that you don’t like “Marxist,” “socialist,” or “communist.”
-Faster aging.
-Hypernationalism.
- Psychosis.
- (in severe cases) Carrying out acts of physical violence.
There are several treatment options for Foxitis:
- Going cold turkey (disconnecting yourself from right wing media completely).
- Watching foreign media outlets for a broader perspective of the world.
- Find ways to challenge your beliefs.
Ways to Prevent Foxitis:
- Get an education.
- Take media literacy classes.
- Keep an open mind.
- Get out of your bubble and interact with more people.
- Register to vote as a Democrat :)
Symptoms may include:
- Living in a constant state of fear.
- Always being outraged at something.
-Displaying bigoted feelings or actions toward minorities & LGBT people.
- A decrease in IQ, critical thinking, and cognitive ability.
- A sexual attraction toward guns, American flags, and large pickup trucks.
- Calling people or things that you don’t like “Marxist,” “socialist,” or “communist.”
-Faster aging.
-Hypernationalism.
- Psychosis.
- (in severe cases) Carrying out acts of physical violence.
There are several treatment options for Foxitis:
- Going cold turkey (disconnecting yourself from right wing media completely).
- Watching foreign media outlets for a broader perspective of the world.
- Find ways to challenge your beliefs.
Ways to Prevent Foxitis:
- Get an education.
- Take media literacy classes.
- Keep an open mind.
- Get out of your bubble and interact with more people.
- Register to vote as a Democrat :)
Foxitis can have very negative effects on the sufferer as well as their family. If you or a loved one is struggling with Foxitis, don’t wait any longer. Call 1-800 UnFox My Cable Box.
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Get the foit mug.Bryan's urban gangsta name by MRxBAEK which means super fob man who thinks hes gang banging like Micheal Jackson.
Fobzit AINT MICHEAL JACKSON.
by MRxBAEK April 14, 2005
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by St. Francis of Assis April 30, 2008
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n. 1. someone who acts like a bitch and does not speak proper English (all genders applied).
adj. 1. fobbish and bitchy.
n. 1. someone who acts like a bitch and does not speak proper English (all genders applied).
adj. 1. fobbish and bitchy.
by ZionMagus August 16, 2003
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