Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight

Putting a hot carrot in a fleshlight is a common method for prepping it just prior to use in order to more closely mimic the environment of a vagina.
If someone is to put a hot carrot in your fleshlight for you and you are not present, it would imply that they are expecting you promptly.
The phrase is used to notify someone that you will be present in the very near future. It has also evolved slightly through regular use to also mean that an event will be starting soon.

"Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight; I'm on my way."

Q. How long before the movie starts?
A. Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight.

by SuperDirtySanchez October 20, 2010

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fl4shlight

A totally shitty NS player that cant tell a wall from a player.

I am so dumb, I might be a fl4shlight

by fl4shlight July 26, 2003

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flashlight detective

A security guard; a mall cop. The only weapon they have besides a phone.

I was at the mall, then the flashlight detectives bitched at me for loitering.

by Alejandro Fernandez August 24, 2018

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fleshlight sex

having sex with a fleshlight lol

have you heard about this?
what is it?
fleshlight sex
cool

by ILIKETOFUCKFLESHLIGHTS May 9, 2018

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Fleshlight Orgy

When you gather 5 or more Fleshlights together and have masturbate with them all in one session!

While Shaun's wife was away, he rounded up a bunch of fleshlights and got busy in the living room. He had so many he fingered, licked and fucked until the tank was dry and he could GlurbleFluckering no more!

It was a successful Fleshlight Orgy

by PoOpa FoOker February 13, 2021

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