Floomed

-so mad you want to punch a light switch.

or
-just got off a Spirit Airlines plane

i’m so floomed right now!

i just floomed.

by hey guys it’s dibbles December 9, 2023

Flocked

Goofy or weird or wack

Niggas is highkey flocked

by FlockedStarter December 30, 2024

Flonked

verb (past tense)

To get stuck in a tire-width ice well in an alleyway.

"I got my car flonked"
"Can you help me get my car unflonked"

by mmmmmykesmm February 4, 2026

THIRTEENTH-FLOORED

To isolate yourself somewhere above everyone and hate on everyone below you.

Over the events of the day and completely thirteenth-floored

by Shredhead5280 October 5, 2019

Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning

Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.

by J. Gallo November 1, 2020

If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded

An expression describing the attractiveness of red heads and the wild wet ride they are

“See that beautiful ginger over there?”

You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.

by Mr_handzz July 29, 2025