The Floater

That toilet deposit that just won't flush but prefers to bask in the bathroom light floating on the surface.

Floaters have different levels according to the amount of flushes required to make them go down.

Some people give up and leave them for others to find.

It is 2nd only to an actual holy crap.

"Urgghhh who left a floater?"
The floater is almost impervious to toilet flushing.

by sunshiyong December 8, 2010

flakers

the 2011 lakers team that is usually good but acted like flakes and got swept by the mavericks 4-0

George: damn, the lakers lost to some random team in India!
Jamal: Those damn lakers, more like Flakers!

by sigga the second bappi June 5, 2011

floater

A type of crap that floats. Also one found in the pool at hotel. To deal with floater in pool you simply close down pool, put up caution tape, have manager stare at floater for a hour, then clean it out.

Simply go to a hotel and ask the front desk whether or not they have had floater in pool.

by breathdeeply April 12, 2009

floater

A basketball shot in which the ball is launched into a considerably higher arc than that of a normal shot. It is usually the weopon of smaller players (usually Guards) to score over the top of larger players. They can be taken of both feet as a normal jumpshot just pushed higher or off of one like a high launched lay up.

Steve Nash (Phoenix Suns) Hits the floater to tie the game

by Kendle_cranks June 11, 2006

flaker

Is a scientist who is dealing with exfoliated flakes like graphene or other nanocomposites.

John tries to be the best flaker. He wants to make good ohmic contacts to the flakes.

by Big scientist October 12, 2012

Flockers

A combination of the terms "Floppy" and "Knockers" when referring to a womans breasts.

Billy's mom makes great lasagna, but I really wanna see her flockers.

by Jimmy Drama August 9, 2008

floaters

when you take a crap, the crap floats and does not sink to the bottow of the toilet bowl

That crap was a floaters not a sinker

by Miami Pete October 12, 2005