flatulent

Another word for being gassy

"I've been really flatulent last night. Don't go near my bed..."

flatulent by Tender Taps May 20, 2016

Flatucense 

A product placed in one’s ass to make their farts smell like baked goods. These are chemically engineered suppositories designed to achieve critical mass upon exposure to methane and catalyze to emit odors that intermingle with ones flatulence. Initial popular brands of this incense for the ass were buttered popcorn, chocolate chip cookie dough, and apple pie. It is rumored that Old Spice, Irish Spring, and black licorice Flatucense are in the works.

Gringo: Wow, your mom must be baking 30 dozen cookies.

I.P.Dailey: No, man. I had broccoli, crab cakes, and brussel sprouts for lunch and I've been dropping enough ass to run a bio-gas powered 18-wheeler. Fortunately, I put in a Flatucense and you get to smell my ass-baked chocolate chip cookies instead.

Flatucense by ipdaily February 26, 2011

flatulencer 

an influencer, that is the human personification of a brainfart. eg. half the beauty community on youtube

A: omg, did you see what james did?
B: such a brainfart
C: duh, he's a flatulencer

flatulencer by PiggyStardust October 23, 2019

Fratulence 

Fratulence is any act of flatulence by a male member of the college fraternity system.

Fratulence could also be the accumulation of flatulence in a fraternity house.

Brad: Yo! Did you just rip one?

A.D: Nah man! You're just smelling all of the Fratulence in here
Brad: Righteous

Fratulence by Amateur Douchebag February 20, 2018

flatulette 

Small measure of lady fart... Seen to be cheeky and in no way comparative to the male counterpart

Woops, please excuse me... that may ave been a flatulette, nothing more though... hee hee...

flatulette by kegmar August 8, 2009

Flatulent Farmer 

These fart loving freaks build up flatulence in the stomach. Upon releasing the fart they cup their hands over their anus's and release the force. Upon releasing they catch the fart (farming It) and immediately inhale it or more commonly waft it in the face of a friend or family member.

That damn flatulent farmer Dylan just tried to waft his shit smell in my face and accidently hit me with a piece of shit that fell out of his ass, what a flatulent farmer he is nowadays.

Flatulent Farmer by river jameser January 7, 2011

Flatulante 

A combination of the words flatulent and vigilante, flatulence meaning of course, the act of breaking wind (farting), and vigilante meaning a person who is not in law enforcement, but tries to bring criminals to justice (motherfucking Batman). A flatulante then, is someone who punishes criminal or incredibly tasteless behavior with a fart to the head or face.

Dude, did you hear about the guy who farted on a kid's head in a superstore because the kid was being a shithead to his mom? That guy is the very first flatulante!

Flatulante by Justin Appropriate October 20, 2014