Flat Leaver

a friend who leaves you when another friend comes along.

by sugadumps April 10, 2003

Flat Mate

A person with whom one shares a rental property.

AKA a room mate or roomie.

Someone to split the rent with. (If they have the money)

Tom: Whoa, Somebody broke in and trashed your apartment while you were gone!
You: I wish. No, it was just my Flat mate, he's a pig.

You: Hey will you wash the dishes?
Flat mate: Ignores you and goes to his room.

by Pyro ND June 4, 2009

Flat Top

An act committed by a dominant gay male, or a top, whereby he sneaks his hot dog in-between your buns by planking on your back; fully erect.

The flat top is considered to be one of the most daring and skillful planking maneuvers, as well as one of the most demeaning gay sex acts.

Guy 1: "I passed out drunk on the yard last night while taking a piss, and Chris took pictures planking on my back naked. On an unrelated note - Jagermeister really makes your asshole hurt in the morning."

Guy 2: "Dude... I saw the pics on Facebook.... you got Flat Topped. The national sexual assault hotline is 1-800-656-HOPE."

by winningmormon October 28, 2014

flat thumb

when the tip of your thumb becomes flat and in pain for a short period of time due to spending 30 consecutive minutes or more on your cell phone either texting someone or playing cell phone games. this excludes the iphone and the sidekick

i got a flat thumb today from texting Rose all day

i have a flat thumb from playing monopoly on my cell phone

by PeeDee287 January 6, 2008

lying flat

Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle in Chin, where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life – sometimes for good. By lying flat, young people are participating in a kind of non-cooperation movement, rather than surrendering themselves to China's oppressive work culture where they see little hope of social mobility.

I’m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, I’m just lying flat.

by Freeo11 June 4, 2021

flat earther

a fucking dumbass who fucking got fucked up in the head,hitting his head so many damn times on a brick as a child and always getting fucked up on pills as a child

guy1:the earth is flat
guy2:shut the fuck up you flat earther you degenerate fuck

by fire pro YT November 19, 2018

Flat Earther

A low IQ science denying idiot (most of which are also whackjob conspiracy theorists and antivaxxers) who believes the Earth is flat but could never come up with any intelligent arguments to prove his or her point. These people are far too stupid to even qualify to ride a short bus, probably from banging their head against the roof of said bus far too many times as a child.

Buzz: Have you saw that documentary I sent you earlier on flat earth theory?
Max: Yeah, it was complete bunk.
Buzz: How so?
Max: No actual science to back it up for one thing, just a bunch of anecdotal crap from a group of low IQ simps
Bruce: Science is overrated and is a crock
Max: OK, glad to see that you lack any degree of common sense and intelligence. Can't wait until you become a victim of natural selection. If you take a group of 5 or 6 of you flat earther types, you MIGHT finally reach a combined IQ of 30...if you're lucky.

by Fuckhead Farley August 27, 2021