Flapjack

The sexual position involving two guys and a girl where the girl is held suspended in between the two men, tossed up into the air, and either one of the men try to catch the woman, in either hole, on his penis. Painful for everyone involved.

Sean and I flapjacked that bitch last night. Now we are headed to the hospital.

by tennispl123 December 9, 2008

Flapjacking

The act of flipping a womans breast up, accompanied by the word "Flap!", then slapping the breast sideways while saying "Jack!".

I saw Albert flapjacking this bitch on tape, and I could see the shockwave in slow motion.

by Doodwashere January 22, 2009

Flapjackery

A term that describes any variety of homemade computer database application, especially when developed in Microsoft Access.

Run that guy through the Flapjackery and see if we've got anything on him.

by TaskForceMung March 16, 2008

Flapjacking

The act created by breasts slapping together resulting from not wearing a bra.

Damn girl, you're flapjacking again.

by AlexaaMmeghan June 12, 2011

australian flapjack

When a man ejaculates on a womans chest, she then goes outside and sunbaths until the jizz has cooked to the point where it resembles a flapjack. She then eats the resulting "flapjack".

Hey, did you hear? Brian gave his girlfriend an Australian Flapjack yesterday afternoon!

by jonstar1028 August 3, 2007

Flapjack

It is the female equivalent to Teabagging. It's when a girl puts her pussy lips on your forehead.

Man I passed out at a party and got Flapjacked by this girl

by Kelsthebom July 15, 2019

pink flapjack

When a woman's lips are spread and repeatedly slapped by a paddle. Then once swollen she is burned with a lighter till "golden brown".

hey did you hear james gave that hooker a pink flapjack, bet she doesn't forget that one.

by riddle_my_balls May 7, 2011