Flanking

When you have sex with somebody on a harder but not so personal level.

"How did it go with Kim last night?" Yeah, I flanked her away."
to flank
to be flanked
to be flanking (eg at the moment)
to have flanked

by BlaloMeid February 17, 2018

Flanking

Assuming a plank like pose to optimize airflow of flatulence

Did you see Willie arch off the couch to rip that loud fart?
Man, that was some serious Flanking right there!

by MattTheCat67 February 18, 2022

flanking

1) closely coming up behind someone
2) screwing someone from behind

Girlfriend) I got kinda scared during my morning jog through the park trails today. I wish you had been there.
Boyfriend) Oh yeah? You jog there by yourself everyday. What happened today that was so scary?
Girlfriend) There was some weirdo jogging that I've never seen before and he was totally flanking me!
Boyfriend ) Well, next time mace his ass if he gets that close to you!

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Guy 1} My girlfriend keeps complaining that her ass is getting big. I've told her it looks great but she doesn't believe me. What do I do?
Guy 2) Man, sounds like she just needs a good flanking!

Guy 1) Good idea! Maybe then she'll get the point that I really do like her behind, from behind. lol

by Get Back Jack February 12, 2018

Flanking

The present or past tense of juking out an opponent, to flank them out.

"I was flanking the football player," Tommy said, "when his teammate slamed into the side of me."

by Harry Potter Fan 6418 April 22, 2020

Master Flank

In a video game, when someone sneaks through/around the entire map in order to get behind the other team, often eliminating many people because no one notices someone has gotten behind them until they are not paying attention

Paul: Damn our team is getting gunned down hard, time to go for the MASTER FLANK
*paul then sneaks through the map and gets 30 kills*

by Partylizard April 6, 2021

Super Flank

"Super Flank" is a Valorant term, used when you're flanking an enemy in an absurd way.

It only works when you and the enemies are in opposite bomb sites, and you take the longest path from enemy spawn to their bomb site.

Super Flank is often done to troll or to mess around a little. But it could be helpful due to how unorthodox the path you're taking, catching them off-guard

Sova: I hear them planting at A site
Yoru: Hold on, I'm super flanking

by bashhhhhhhh February 18, 2024

piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017