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belly flaker

A man who masterbates on his stomach and fails to clean himself.
by Lou R August 28, 2006
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Black-flakking

Black-flakking is the the act of tricking others into opening a link to the much talked about music video "Friday" by Rebecca Black. This trick is very similar to rickrolling. To be Black-flakked is to be the victim and the act of Black-flakking is done by the predator/troll. The prank is considered to be funny because the song is horrible in many, many ways.
Troll: Hey, dude, you should really check out this video! It's super hilarious and has monkeys!
(secretly sends link to "Friday" because they are
Black-flakking)
Victim: Okay!
(opens link)
Victim: WTF?! That was the worst music I've ever heard!
Troll: You just got black-flakked! U mad, bro?
by Jeopardydude April 30, 2011
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Flake

Someone who says that he/she will hang out with you, but then cancels at the last minute.

Someone that you made plans with, but then that person changes his/her mind when you've been waiting all day.

Someone that you plan on meeting, but then that person doesn't hit you back until the next day, saying "hi" like everything is alright or some s*** like that.
Sarah: Yeah, we can hang out tonight after I get off work at 7 PM. :)

Me: Alright, cool :). Just let me know where you want to meet.

*8 PM*

Me: ?

Sarah: Oh sorry, I've just been so busy today. Can we hang out next time?

Me: No. F*** you b****. Wasting my goddamn time. I hate people that flake. Say something if you can't hang out with me so I can do other s*** and not waste time seeing what's up with you.
by Ihateflakes October 19, 2012
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tuna flakes

vagina dandruff i.e flakes from the vaginal region
Wow. Kylie really has some bad tuna flakes. She leaves a trail in every chair she sits in.
by TADJ December 10, 2007
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flakiness

To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent
Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!
by swamp-wig May 31, 2011
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flayed

Game-playing: To be totally overwhelmed by your enemy in an up-close-and-personal battle. To be flayed is beyond being owned or pwned - flayed is being completely abused and shredded by a better player. The term "flayed" is usually used when you have massive weapons and your opponent only has a knife or sword or fist and whups you badly.
Teammate: Look out - to your right!!!
You: Dang! *shoots rocket, throws grenade in direction of attack*
Flayer *running in, knife in hand*: OORAH!
You: Arrrrrggggghhhh
Teammate: Dude, he flayed you bad.
by Master Flayer July 29, 2008
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Flasky

adj

1. Any event, situation, or idea that requires the use of a flask (filled with alcohol) to endure, or tolerate.

2. Feeling the need for a flask. (i.e. see above)
1. Matt: "Hey Anne, how was your developement commitee?"

Anne: "Well, after the first hour, it got pretty flasky."

2. The thought of sitting through the department head meeting left Anne feeling flasky.
by Dashed Hopes August 2, 2009
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