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figure skater

(most) figure skaters are uber awesome!!! sum idiots think that figure skating is an effeminate or un-manly sport. well, letz c that quintuple axel!
do not bad-mouth skating 2 a figure skater; thazz wut toe-picks r 4 ;)
by Alcatraz Psycho Ward Outpatient September 18, 2005
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Figure eight

Male version of camel toe. When a man's testicles and/or penis are visibly seperated by the fabric of his pants.
Buddy, i think it's time to adjust.. you got a figure eight showing.
by captain smoketacious July 6, 2006
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action figure

A doll by another name, differing from a doll by being designed for tough, aggressive, "masculine" situations. Used by males to disguise their insecurity with being associated with traditionally "feminine" things. Just like a kilt is not caled a "skirt".
"Action figure"? What does that mean anyway? Is it an active thing? What does it mean? Call it what you like it, but any way that you look at it, an "action figure" is a doll by another name; "That which we call a rose/By any other word would smell as sweet."-Juliet, Romeo and Juliet
by Lorelili November 12, 2006
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Figure 8

In the process of eating a girl out. The man's tongue makes an 8 shape around her clitoris and across her lips.
Highly Highly pleasurable.
Dude, what the fuck!? He figure 8'd her, and she put out!
by Angoragora August 17, 2010
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fifreek

A long, hairy, grotesque mammal that excretes a whitish substance when excited. Despite it's obvious hideous features, it remains mysteriously appealing. Perhaps it is the fifreek's mating call, which can be heard frequently: "es ex ee for lyfe!". It is admittedly a mystery as to the true meaning of this call, but it is so ridiculous that one must simply laugh out loud when they hear it.
"Boy does that fifreek sure smell badly."
by einZtein October 1, 2003
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figureitoutedness

When people stop asking stupid annoying questions and just figure it the fuck out for their god damn selves.
Kate kept wondering if she was pregnant until she got some figureitoutedness and went and got the half price EPT down at the gas station.
by dpgeezy June 18, 2010
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Blather Figure

Pretentious guy who affects sagacity and wisdom of experience.
"Oh Christ, he went on and on about how streetwise he is - he's such a blather figure, gives me the creeps"
by zest expander April 20, 2008
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