festesio

A form of kicking a dog, this can become a sport if it is enjoyed enough.

"Hey dude, you kicked my dog!"

by Sir Megan (The Megan) on behalf of Ryan January 5, 2005

feltersnatch

usualy said after getting laid for bragging rights

ya i feltersnatch,i feltersnatch all night long

by e.k.n June 11, 2005

Festering

To be a dumb peice of shit.

The Festering Cainer is a dumb peice of horse shit.

by Ravage May 16, 2003

Uncle Fester

Someone who can't screw in a light bulb. Uncle Fester only knows how to screw herself.... she just sits and festers!

You think we are gonna answer your e-mail...well you can just go Uncle Fester!!!

by bobapple October 23, 2005

Fosters

Fosters is slang for 'Good Call' referring to the guys in the fosters advert

Guy 1: Hey, I;m going pub, wanna come?

Guy 2: Foster

Guy 1: Right, I'm going for a cig, you coming?

Guy 2: Fosters on that!!

by R1bby July 28, 2011

fester

To stay in, usually wearing the same clothes for a long period of time, bieng anti-social, lacking personal hygiene

Also can be used to describe the state of a room/house which is filthy/neglected

'What are you up to?' 'I'm festering today'

eeeerrrrrr You look festery

We are having a fat fester sesh!

'You festering man'

'fancy a fester?'

'STOP FESTERING'

by noface123 June 17, 2009

uncle fester

A boy with stupid tattoos and a really crappy haircut with a really hot girlfriend and best friend

Uncle Fester saw a 9 year old girl at McDonalds the other day and was like, "Holy statutory rape!"

by dick fart point smegma May 2, 2005