A term coined by rappers, meaning that the federal authorities are watching their actions, purchases, etc. Typically those whoa are being watched by the feds are making a lot of cash doing illegal activites.
by scarfacemontana July 22, 2014
The act of fucking someone over, much like Kevin Federline did Brittany Spears; ie, stretched out her pussy, used her money, got her fat, and then cheated on her.
by thediggler September 15, 2006
by allpowerfulandy November 10, 2006
a male/dickhead who has been dumped who poses so small amount of assets alone that they can fit into a small package and be thrown out a window. Origins rooted in the divorce of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (often referred to by his wigger name, K-fed)
Man 1: Dude I saw this bum in Malibu carrying a little cardboard box, and talkin like a wigger
Man 2: Yeah, man, me too. I think it was a fed-ex
Man 1: No, but this dude crazy, he was actin all ghetto and shit, but he made no sense. then he stood on the corner and started rappin bout some popozow shit-it made no sense
man 2: No shit, thats wat a fucking fed-ex does, he feeds off of rich people, and pretends he has talent while hoping nobody notices he doesn't
Man 2: Yeah, man, me too. I think it was a fed-ex
Man 1: No, but this dude crazy, he was actin all ghetto and shit, but he made no sense. then he stood on the corner and started rappin bout some popozow shit-it made no sense
man 2: No shit, thats wat a fucking fed-ex does, he feeds off of rich people, and pretends he has talent while hoping nobody notices he doesn't
by sexycatholic 666 November 29, 2006
by fty December 16, 2006
by Pimp2Simp July 13, 2020
Someone on the internet who asks for too many suspicious items, like pictures of firearms or bomb instructions.
Most likely a federal agent: can someone explain how to make C4 at home?
Internet user: fuck off Fed Kaczynski
Internet user: fuck off Fed Kaczynski
by Mad Milk7272 December 29, 2022