farting around

delaying something unnecessarily by dawdling, and slacking off

quit piss farting around like an old jin and clean the freaking car

by Squatdog October 26, 2003

farting against thunder

To attempt something which, in the face of a massive adversary is equivalent to trying to drown out a thunderstorm with a feeble fart. Can also be used as an exaggerated way of describing how one's attempts at 'getting the message across' to an individual or party were met with a overpowering sense of hopelessness and futility. Often out of pure frustratrion.

Trying to speak to the manager about my complaint was useless. All she did was talk-talk and not listen. I might as well have been farting against thunder!

by mesohornymeluvulongtime September 25, 2008

Farting

1) An alarm clock.

2) A prank

3) A game

4) Entertainment

1) Farting in someone's mouth (bear-assed) to wake them up.

2) Farting stinky ones in a car full of people...when you have control of window locks.

3) As a game. "Who can fart the loudest?"

4) Inflaming a fart with a lighter; farting on your parents; farting on your girlfriend; etc.

by buzzkill26 March 18, 2009

Farting

Like burping but with your ass muscles.

I had a pork schnitzel that had me farting until the bar was cleared out.

by Iris Long August 31, 2014

Farting like a barbers cat

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad

“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”

by Iwa b July 3, 2020

Farting Tim

Farting Tim likes to pee in a cup on a Sunday because ur mom is your dads uncles cousins foot

Farting Tim is a amazing

by Farting Tim July 17, 2021

crowd farting

The act of walking into a group of strangers and dropping a particularly heinous fart, especially humorous when done on an elevator; usually done as a vacation activity.

Example 1:
Jessica: Why's it smell like dead bodies on the elevator?

Terrence: Alex and I were dropping crowd farts the whole way up.

Example 2:
Jon: Why are you drinking all that milk before the concert?

Chris: I'm going to try to set a crowd farting world record.

by MidBoss June 6, 2012