False Anal 

When you shit in a girls mouth and she gives you a blow job. Then there is shit on your dick making it look like you just had anal sex.

Me and my girlfriend got tired of normal anal, so we did some false anal!

False Anal by shitlickingcockbrainrofl September 14, 2010

False Rotary 

A false rotary is a rotay table contructed of anti-material, often anti-carbon steel grade -355 ksi. A False Rotary shal be cleaned a cloth made of lint only, and may be used in combination with a False Hang off Bushing, False Slips or a False Spider (dont forget the False Adapter Ring). The False Rotary must not be used in combination with non-False Equipment made of regulare material, as this might cause annihilation and potential HSE-issues.

Yo, grease monkey! Use the False Slips cuz ur using a False Rotary, dumb ass!

False Rotary by _______ ____ _________________ December 9, 2010

False Nap Syndrome 

A sleeping disorder characterized by attempting to go to sleep earlier than usual, only to wake up a couple hours later. This is due to the person's brain thinking they are only taking a nap, rather than wanting to sleep for a full night.

Affects mostly frequent nap takers, night owls, and those with no sleep schedule.

A: Oh wow, you look terrible.
B: I know. I tried to go to bed at 10 last night, but I woke up again at midnight and couldn't fall back asleep.
A: Sounds like a case of False Nap Syndrome. That's what you get for staying up until 4 AM every night.

False Nap Syndrome by Cenex September 26, 2012

False Start Shower

When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.

Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.

False Start Shower by Yoyoman December 7, 2013

false word 

1. False word is when some people make rumors about you that is not true.
2. False word is also when someone talks shit about you behind your back.

The phrase comes from streets, but now also used by rappers to describe those kinds of people.

- Yo, that guy was trying to false word by saying bullshit about you.
- My homies won't listen to him.
- Nobody will.

false word by The geniusest December 22, 2015

False Monk 

An asian thug/gangster with a shaved head, especially wearing large baggy orange clothes.

Kid:Why the hell is that monk wearing over size clothes and tatoos?

Kid2:Thats a False Monk boy, mess with them and you will get tiny rounded shouling palms in your back.

False Monk by Dnkdnk May 5, 2008

false capital

When large well known cities are not the capital of a state, the capital usually winds up being a city that no one ever hears about. Examples, Harrisburg PA, Albany NY, Carson City, Nevada etc.

Person: Wtf? Philadelhpia isn't the capital of PA? NYC isn't the capital of NY!!?!? Las Vegas isn't the capital of Nevada?!?!?

Me: Yup, there all false capitals

false capital by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008