fagstang

A cheap car made by ford that everyone has. They think they are badass and are going to stand out, but they are just fags. It is mostly a womans car. Also called a "Mustfag"

God damn every other car I see is Fagstang!
I mother fucking cant stand fagstangs ahhhh they are everywhere

by Mike Bivona April 14, 2005

faise

Intentional misspelling of the word "face."

Can't read my poker faise.

by MikeMigod May 12, 2009

Jigga What/Faint

A cross between Jigga What and Faint.
Jay Z's vocals blend perfectly with Faint's strings.

-From Collision Course

by Me! April 16, 2005

fagstick

a man who acts like a homo sexual or acts very retarded

guy1:u want to hear a joke.
guy2:what is it.
guy1:knock knock.
guy2:(sighs)whos there.
guy1:orange.
guy2:orange who.
guy1:orange u glad i didn't say bannana.
guy2:dude your such a fagstick!

by halo2slayer July 16, 2009

faikth

Falsifying one's religious beliefs in order to impress or relate to a member of the opposite sex with the hope of a sexual encounter being the end state.

"Aw man, I'm running late for church." - Dan
"You don't even go to church." - Dave
"Yeah, but there's this hot chick that I know will be there."- Dan
"Oh, I see, you're just keeping the faikth!" - Dave

by The Bay Area Stranger April 21, 2009

Failtastical

When a person, fails at attempting to do something dangerous, while showing off and or pretending or thinking their actions are meaningful in someway. Not completing their attempt of apparent importance or glory, in such a poor way, it shows the supposed important action to be meaningless in the first place. Usually attempts are failed in a hilarious way.

A person seeking attention fails their action as so everyone watching bursts into laughter and a person in the audiences yells fail as to which someone else continues with "fail-tastical" because the attempt was failed in a hilariously stupid way. A failtastical moment...

by Jarefio The Hunter September 6, 2009

failthink

1.Any thought process that focuses on the problem and stops there. 2.Any thought process leading to self pity, or feeling like a victim. 3.Any thought process that discourages free thinking for yourself or those around you.

Statements made by those using failthink: I cant. You can't. That's impossible. I was gonna try but. Its too hard.

Johny: I was going to manifest something beautiful in this world but then I realized how big and ugly it is so I give up. Its to much to take on. And by the way, you should probably start worrying about how you are going to pay for retirement.

Sally: That's failthink Johny. Live the dream brotha. Your calenders and clocks are slave organizers. You can be or do anything this time around. Don't listen to the tv or the radio or the polititians, that's just a bunch of failthink. You know what time it really is.

by AWetdream November 27, 2009