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Sobriety Test Fear-Fail

The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.
Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...
by YAWA March 16, 2019
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Sperm Fail

Person A: I just got a phone call from that meth addict Joe Gaddis.

Person B: He's such a sperm fail.
by Steve_Juggernaut December 13, 2010
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Donkey fuck fail

First see "donkey fucked"

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Basiclly its when a guy 'donkey fucks' a girl and when she turns around because of that 'wtf' momment the girl hits the guy in the face . And then he fails and gets pwned .
John donkey fuck failed with that freaky girl he met at the club .
by Mr.T fool May 17, 2009
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Tucker Max Fail

1) Making claims that are so unrealistic and unbelievably stupid that no is surprised when you fall massively short. Usually occurs to those of limited cognitive abilities i.e. Tucker Max

2) Blowing $12 million of someone else's money
"I borrowed £12 million to make a film that turned out to be the worst comedy in history. The script I wrote was especially poor."

"That's a Tucker Max Fail"
by boatman_eric October 29, 2009
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epic fail

When something can be seen to be a total failure
by grarkorrr September 15, 2006
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BP Fail

To fail so bad that it rewrites history, kills people, kills untold numbers of animals, and devastates regions. To fail more spectacularly than if you had tried really hard to fail in the first place. See Chernobyl.
That guy ran his truck off a bridge on I-95. Traffic was snarled all day but he didn't pull off a BP Fail.
by M249_taterlauncher May 28, 2010
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Failboat

Also known as a Daniel and a Failboot, Failboat is a way of turning simple things into comedy. Failboat is another way of being a weirdos uncle.
My brother could end up being a failboat if we don't educate you.
by Chompo7 May 15, 2018
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