Best Guy Ever is the owner of www.urbandictionary.com. Best Guy Ever has a weird obsession with utilitarianism and is also an objectivist. Best Guy Ever slings mad puss.
Best Guy Ever sure loves dick.
by 4NDR3WHU5513 January 01, 2018
by Mr. Stinkypride December 17, 2016
It Rhymes with Mush, and you don't like it on women.
Oh, and..
The Canadian guy above me is a complete retard and needs to re-read his "history book". I'm a 9th grader in America, and just finished reading about the Civil War. Aberham Lincoln was in office when the Civil War began dumbass. And the Civil War wasn't something that killed thousands of Americans for no purpose, dumbass. It was to free, slaves and to re-unite the united states, dumbass. So before you start running your mouth, maybe you should re-read some of your books, a?
Oh, and..
The Canadian guy above me is a complete retard and needs to re-read his "history book". I'm a 9th grader in America, and just finished reading about the Civil War. Aberham Lincoln was in office when the Civil War began dumbass. And the Civil War wasn't something that killed thousands of Americans for no purpose, dumbass. It was to free, slaves and to re-unite the united states, dumbass. So before you start running your mouth, maybe you should re-read some of your books, a?
by Yeah...your retarted September 20, 2009
Declarative phrase appearing at the end of a statement which effectively negates the meaning of the previously stated text. Essentially, the presence of this statement instructs the reader that what has been stated up to this point is a fallacy in that no one would make that statement under any circumstances, at any time (in the past, present or future) in any corner of the known universe.
by tagz May 01, 2013
When one finally accepts their destiny to be alone forever, and are finally content to spend their evenings alone with the internet, and the endless amount of porn within. Fappily Ever After implies one is happy to spend eternity fapping to porn, hentai, rule 34, pics of nudist beaches, etc.
Greg realized that because of his male pattern baldness, not to mention his halitosis, and being a massive nerd, his only date would be with Rosy Palm. But he was on with that, cause by now he was a master fapper. So, with his phone in one hand and trouser snake in the other, he brought up his favorite porn sites. And he lived Fappily Ever After.
by BlackWaltz3 April 26, 2019
Christopher Skelton rode 5,000 miles on a bicycle just to bring his kids home to live with him. He succeeded and even got an award named after him called the Christopher Skelton award which they now give out every year to a worthy winner.
by Mr.Blue1o7 November 17, 2017
ashlee simpson !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ME August 07, 2004